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 I don't know who you are

 But you seem very nice

 So will you talk to me

 Shall I tell you a story

 Shall I tell you a dream

 They think I'm crazy

 But they don't know that I like it here

 It's nice in here, I get everything for free

 Have you been here before

 Shall I show you around

 It's very pretty

 Have you come here to stay

 Well, you sure picked a day

 My name is Billy

 It's my birthday, you're invited to my party down the hall

 Where I go, what I'll become or who I am or what I'll be

 I'll never know, but I am sure that I'll get everything for free

I'm not troubled or sad

 I'm just ready for bed

 It's been a long day

 Before they switch off the lights

 It truly was a delight

 They think I'm crazy

 But they don't know that I like it here

 It's nice in here

 Where I go, what I'll become or who I am or what I'll be

 I'll never know, but I am sure that I'll get everything for free

 Everything for free

 I don't know who you are

 But you seem very nice

 So will you talk to me

 Shall I tell you a story

 Shall I tell you a dream

 They think I'm crazy...