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I'm on a party line,

Wonderin' all the time,

Who's on the other end?

Is she big, is she small?

Is she a she at all?

Who's on my party line?

Wish I had a more direct connection.

 This party line was here when I arrived.

 And I'm not voting in the next election,

If they don't do something about finding out

 The person who is on my party line.

I'm on a party line.

I'm on a party line.

I can't speak without an interception.

This is private, please get off my line.

 Please tell me when I can have my privacy.

 I'd like to meet the girl who's always talking

 When I'm speaking on my party line.

[Instrumental break for one verse]

Wish I had a more direct connection.

 This party line was here when I arrived.

 And I'm not voting in the next election,

If they don't do something about finding out

 The person who is on my party line.

I'm on a party line,

Wonderin' all the time,

Who's on the other end?

Is she big, is she small?

Is she a she at all?

Who's on my party line?

Who's on my party line?

Who's on my party line?

Albums this song can be found on:

The Album That Never Was

Face To Face

Lola, Percy And The Apeman Come Face To Face With The

Village Green Preservation Society... Something Else