Standard (EADGBE)

Hey Mr Wilson,

I'm glad to shake your hand and

its nice to see you too

and yes I understand

 That I'm not to take it personal

 although we look like people.

 and it could be my son on the chopping block.

 but I'm sure he'll understand.

You're at the table, and you seem nice enough.

 (Called his daddy, he was mad, he came took my ball and bat he...)

I just can't figure, are you for real or not?

 (Called me brother, sister, mother, shook my hand and calls me "sir")

 And im not to take it personal.

 although we look like people.

 and it could be my wife on the chopping block.

 but I'm sure she'll understand.

I'm sure we'll understand.

Break

Verse pattern

x2

 And I'm not to take you personal.

 although we look like people

 and it could be my head on the chopping block.

 but I'm sure I'll understand.

I'm sure we'll understand

NO! We don't understand!

Repeat Break and again without of 2nd half (Chrd Prog) both times then go into nxt verse.

Hey Mr Wilson,

do what you have to do.

 (Lay the pipe, the apple's ripe, I'm going to Japan.