Standard (EADGBE)
Dog-tired, yeah, I'm wired
Up tighter than an E-string about to break
Tail-draggin', a little ragged
Hangin' by a thread that's startin' to fray
Just in case there might be
Little ears around
I won't say it
I'll just spell it out
Chorus
I feel like pound sign, question mark
Star, exclamation point
Don't give a blank
And a whole lot of other
Choice words I can't say
Today I feel like
A Pound sign, question mark
Star, exclamation point
Hung-over, a lot closer
To ringin' death's door than I was yesterday
Head-achin', hands shakin'
Badly in need of a shower and shave
Yeah, I know I'm lookin' a little rough
The least I can do is clean my language up
Chorus
I think I partied
A little too hard last night
Let's see here now
How do I put this right?
Chorus
Don't give a blank
And a whole lot of other
Choice words I can't say
Today I feel like
Pound sign, question mark
Star, exclamation point
Percentage sign, at symbol
Back-slash, squiggle thing
Pound sign, question mark
Star, exclamation point