Standard (EADGBE)

We are the village green preservation society,

God save Donald Duck, vaudeville and variety,

We are the Desperate Dan Appreciation Society,

God save strawberry jam and all the different varieties.

Chorus

Preserving the old ways from being abused,

Protecting the new ways for me and for you,

What more can we do?

We are the Draught Beer Preservation society,

God save Mrs. Mopp and good old Mother Riley,

We are the Custard Pie Appreciation Consortium,

God save the GeorgeCross and all those who were awarded them.

We are the Sherlock Holmes english speaking vernacular,

Help save Fu Man Chu, Moriarty and Dracula,

We are the Office Block Persecution Affinity,

God save little shops, china cups and virginity,

We are the Skyscraper Condemnation Affiliate,

God save Tudor Houses, Antique Shops and Billiards.

Chorus

Preserving the old ways from being abused,

Protecting the new ways for me and for you,

What more can we do?

We are the village green preservation society,

God save Donald Duck, vaudeville and variety,

We are the Desperate Dan Appreciation Society,

God save strawberry jam and all the different varieties.

We are the village green preservation society,

God save Donald Duck, vaudeville and variety,

We are the village green preservation society,

God save the village green.