Standard (EADGBE)

Clothes, clothes are all dirty

 And we know that

We’ll have to find a way

 To the closest Laundromat

Well I knew I was in a hotel room

 When I saw the painting on the wall

Like a scene out of a Mills and Boon

 Like a rip-off of a Tretchikoff

Tow lonely boats next to the sea

 A seagull flying, a house and a tree

 And I looked at you

 And you looked at me

 And I thought to myself

Chorus

x2

I’ll get stuck in a small room with you

any day, any day now

Bridge

How I know you

How I’d show you

Shows, shows are so many

In every different place

Place your faith in another

 I’ll be there to help keep face

Well, I wish I would say what I really mean

 But the words arrange me in between

 If you could read my mind, If you could read my soul

 I’d never have to let you know

I’d never have to let you know

Interlude

x2

I’ll be your friend forever, boy

Even when we act so clever, boy

Bridge

Chorus

x9

I’ll get stuck in a small room with you

 any day, any day

 any day now