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Verse

 I take too long to answer telephones

 I take too long to type my name and record messages

 But my handwriting is excellent

 In fact it's second to none, none

 I just got in from somewhere really good

 They offered me the part of Bono and a speaking role

 With all the merchandice and sunglasses

 I could ever need, need

 I drive round cities in a chariot

 I get preferential treatment at the Marriot

 But if the truth be told I'm naked under all these clothes

Chorus

 I tell you what it is on my mind, ohhh

 I only want to be in your record collection ohh, ohhh

 I only want to be in your record collection ohh, ohhh

 And I'll do anything it takes just to get there

Verse

 My brain is buzzing and the room is strange

 Like that scene in trading places at the stock exchange

 I made a million over night in '87

 Now I'm living in my parking space, parking space

 My teeth are bright and my hair is clean

 I wear Paco Rabanne like I was Charlie Sheen

 But in the rain we all look wet and in the snow we all look cold

Chorus

 I tell you what it is on my mind, ohhh

 I only want to be in your record collection ohh, ohhh

 I only want to be in your record collection ohh, ohhh

 And I'll do anything it takes just to get there

Verse

 I'm not as clever as I thought I was

 It got pointed out to me as I was tying the knot

 And all I want to know is how I got so far down, down

 I'm not as lucky as I thought I was

 My luck ran out they other day as I was crossing the road

 Who would have thought a truck like that

 Could have caused so much harm?

Chorus

 I tell you what it is on my mind, ohhh

 I only want to be in your record collection ohh, ohhh

 I only want to be in your record collection ohh, ohhh

 And I'll do anything it takes just to get there

End in C#m, let ring.

Pretty sure it's 100% right. Great cover.