Capo 2nd fret

Standard (EADGBE)

You say that you're watching

The birds out the window

Well I got a bird you can watch

You ain't gotta act like you're borrowing eggs

Just to see if my dishes are washed

What's it to you if it's wednesday at noon

 And I've traded my iced tea for scotch

Keep your two cents on your

Side of the fence

 Girl we ain't friends we're just neighbors

 Nothing to see here

 Go back to your trailer

You ain't gotta ask what I did with my hair

And whose underwear's on the line, ain't mine

I ain't gonna ask who's been mowing your grass

So you ain't gotta ask who mows mine

Quit judging my job and my car and my clothes

 Get your nose out of your mini blinds

Keep your two cents on your

Side of the fence

 Girl we ain't friends we're just neighbors

 Nothing to see here

 Go back to your trailer

Don't ask me if I go to church

 I won't ask if your husband is still out of work

 You try and claim high society

 But we get our mail on the same side of the street

Keep your two cents on your

Side of the fence

 Girl we ain't friends we're just neighbors

 Nothing to see here

 Go back to your trailer