Capo 5th fret

Standard (EADGBE)

 I know you stole my panties

 'Cause I've got the matching bra

 My girlfriend said she saw you out

 With my favorite red dress on

She said you were dancing in my

Black snake skin flats

Acting like a stripper and you

Didn't even match

 You want a five finger discount

 But nothing in life is free

 How 'bout you work hard for you want

 Instead of lifting it from me

 If it'd help just a little

 I'll give you the middle

 And help you cut the cost

 Can't give you a five finger discount

 But here's twenty percent off

 I can't believe what you've done to me

 After letting you in my house

Who knew you were casing the joint

 While sleeping on my couch

 I'm sure you'll find forgiveness

 Yeah, I'm willing to bet

 'Cause that's my grandma's Jesus necklace

Hanging 'round your neck

 You want a five finger discount

 But nothing in life is free

 How 'bout you work hard for you want

 Instead of lifting it from me

 If it'd help just a little

 I'll give you the middle

 And help you cut the cost

 Can't give you a five finger discount

 But here's twenty percent off

  - stop

The cops ain't gonna help me

  - stop

This town is pretty small

  - stop

I'm gonna find out when I find you

  - stop

That pretty girls can brawl

 You want a five finger discount

 But nothing in life is free

 Well you better hope that karma ain't

 A bigger bitch than me

 If it'd help just a little

 I'll give you the middle

 And help you cut the cost

 Can't give you a five finger discount

 But here's twenty percent off

 Can't give you a five finger discount

 But here's twenty percent off