Capo 5th fret
Standard (EADGBE)
I know you stole my panties
'Cause I've got the matching bra
My girlfriend said she saw you out
With my favorite red dress on
She said you were dancing in my
Black snake skin flats
Acting like a stripper and you
Didn't even match
You want a five finger discount
But nothing in life is free
How 'bout you work hard for you want
Instead of lifting it from me
If it'd help just a little
I'll give you the middle
And help you cut the cost
Can't give you a five finger discount
But here's twenty percent off
I can't believe what you've done to me
After letting you in my house
Who knew you were casing the joint
While sleeping on my couch
I'm sure you'll find forgiveness
Yeah, I'm willing to bet
'Cause that's my grandma's Jesus necklace
Hanging 'round your neck
You want a five finger discount
But nothing in life is free
How 'bout you work hard for you want
Instead of lifting it from me
If it'd help just a little
I'll give you the middle
And help you cut the cost
Can't give you a five finger discount
But here's twenty percent off
- stop
The cops ain't gonna help me
- stop
This town is pretty small
- stop
I'm gonna find out when I find you
- stop
That pretty girls can brawl
You want a five finger discount
But nothing in life is free
Well you better hope that karma ain't
A bigger bitch than me
If it'd help just a little
I'll give you the middle
And help you cut the cost
Can't give you a five finger discount
But here's twenty percent off
Can't give you a five finger discount
But here's twenty percent off