First Of May Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

G C (with nifty hammer-on fingerpicking on the D string)

GI woke up this morning

 I had a Cscone and a large house Gblend

 And Cthen a little C7Mconver-Amsation with my Csquirrel and chipmunk Dfriends

 I said I’m Gsick and tired of winter

 And I Cwish that it was Gspring

CAnd then a little C7Mfellow named AmRobin Redbreast

C Began to siDng D♯dim

And he sang

Em Ooh ooh child, what’d you think the cold Amwinter’s gonna last forever

Em Ooh ooh child, now’s the time for all the Cpeople to get Dtogether

 OutC9side

Chorus

 Cause it’s the first of GMay, first of May

 Outdoor Cfucking starts Gtoday

 So bDring your favorite lady

 Or at Cleast your C/BfavorC/Aite Glay G7

 The Cwater’s not cold baby Gdip in your big toe

 MaybDe I’ll see you in flaGgrante delicto

CGrass below you, Csky above

AmCelebrate C6spring with a Ccrazy little thing caCadd2lled..

G C G C

fucking outside

 I Gthanked him for the information

 I cried a Clittle when he flew aGway

 I Cwatched an epiC7Msode of The AmPeople’s Court

 And I Ctried to plan my Dday

 I Gcalled up my old lady

 She wasn’t Chome so I called my Ggirl

 I Casked her if she’d C7Mlike to joAmin me as I

C Entertain the Dworld D♯dim

And I said

EmOoh ooh child, I’ll bring a blanket and I Ampromise I will brush the

ants off

EmOoh ooh child, you’re gonna like it when we’re Ctaking each other’s

D

pants off

 OutC9side

[repeat chorus]

 So we Gwent to the park together

 We were Cwalking in the midday Gsun

 We mCet all C7Mkinds of Ampeople and we C

 We fucked everyDone

 We Gfucked a lady who sells ice cream

 We fucked a Cman with a tan Shar GPei

CEveryone who C7Mneeded Amfucking well they C

 They got fucked toDday D♯dim

So come on

Em Ooh ooh child, open your mind and your Amheart, feel-the-spirit moving

through you

Em Ooh ooh child, you’ll feel the warmth of the Clove when I stick it Dto

you

 OutC9side

[repeat chorus]