Standard (EADGBE)

 intro)

I thought maybe I'd find a friend

 Or maybe I'd meet a girl

 Have a great conversation with a stranger

 On the other side of the world

Or maybe learn something new

 About a culture or a place

 Connect with another human being

 But every time I press new game

All I see is

Guys jerking off

Guys jerking off

 Just penises and cocks

 And guys jerking them off

Hold on

 This guy's not jerking off

Maybe he's like me

 And he just wants to talk

Hi, how are you?

Nope, there he goes

Uh, dude, that is a lot of cum