Birthday Song Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

D

DIt's your birthday today,

What does that mean? I guess I'll try to explain,

 That twenty-one yeGars ago on this day,

 It was the fAirst time your parents saw your beautiful Dface,

And nine months before that magical day,

Your dad probably took your mom out on a date,

 And they were Ghaving a good time,

 They were dancing and drinking Dwine,

DAnd when they got home they were horny as hell,

And your dad threw your mom down on the bed,

 And he Gtore her panties off,

 And his penis was Dhard as a rock,

And then your mom really wanted to give your dad head,

But your dad also wanted to give your mom head,

 So they Gformed a sixty-nine,

 And your mom came at Dleast three times,

DAnd then your dad was so excited to get inside your mom,

That he forgot to put a condom on,

 And when he Grealized his mistake,

AHe had ejaculated and it was too Dlate,

 And then yourG mom gotA pregnant,

 And your Bmdad started cDrying,

 He wanted your Gmom to get an Aabortion,

 But your Bmmom wanted a cDhild,

GAnd nine months later yDou were born,

 And Gfive months later yoAur parents got a dDivorce.