Standard (EADGBE)

_Verse:_

Floating in space at the edge of time

 In a universe that we can’t define

Billions of stars in the endless night

Tryin to find purpose for our lives

 Yet we still take the time (still take the time)

  – …

Yes, we always take the time…

_Chorus:_

 n/c

To masturbate… ah-ooh-ohh…

 To milk the snake

 Girls do the taco handshake

 I’m gonna hold my sausage hostage… tonight.

_Verse 2:_

 Whether you’re English, French, Japanese, or German

 Whether you’re at home or at a movie with Pee Wee Herman

 We all take matters into our own hands

 With the five finger army we invade our pants

 We’d all be doing time (yes we’d all be doing time)

–

If it was a crime…

_Chorus 2:_

 n/c

To masturbate… ah-ooh-ohh…

 To pull the handbrake

 To play vagina DJ

 She’s gonna play cuntry on the clitar… tonight

_Bridge:_

_Final Verse:_

He burps his baby, she’s putting on a puppet show

Our gentitals are Juliet, our hands are Romeo

He chokes his chicken, she tickles her cameltoe

[2 hours later]

Our genitals are Juliet, our hands are Romeo

 I’m gonna play ball on team Penis… tonight