Standard (EADGBE)

 I'm dirty as a man hole cover

 I'm lookin for my long lost lover

 She turned me out and now I'm sinkin'

 I'm just so easily led when the little head does the thinkin'

I'm talking with a tight red sweater

I'm feelin' like Eddie Vedder

Only twice as cool when she starts winkin'

I'm just so easily led when the little head does the thinkin'

Bridge

 I'm loyal as a dog but I'm a hog for that sexual attraction

 It starts up in my mind and makes a bee line below the belt

No consequences just satisfaction

Baby in my heart I'm faithful

This two headed monster is so distasteful

Forgive me when my instincts start stinkin'

I'm just so easily led when the little head does the thinkin'