Standard (EADGBE)

Twenty miles left to the show

Hello, my old country, hello

Stars are just beginning to appear

 And I have never in my life before been here

And it's my heart, not me, who cannot drive

At which conclusion you arrived

Watching me sit here bolt upright and cry

 For no good reason at the Eastering sky

 And the tilt of this strange nation

 And the will to remain for the duration

 Waving the flag

 Feeling it drag

 Like a bump on a bump on a log, baby

 Like I'm in a fist fight with a fog, baby

 Step-ball-change and a pirouette

 And I regret, I regret

 How I said to you, "honey, just open your heart"

 When I've got trouble even opening a honey jar

 And that right there is where we are...

And I been 'fessing double fast

Addressing questions nobody asked

I'll get this joy off of my chest at last

 And I will love you 'til the noise has long since passed

(same as just above)

And I did not mean to shout, just drive

Just get us out, dead or alive

A road too long to mention, lord, it's something to see!

Laid down by the good intentions paving company

 All the way to the thing we've been playing at, darlin'

 I can see that you're wearing your staying hat, darlin'

 For the time being all is well

 Won't you love me a spell?

(same as just above)

This is blindness beyond all conceiving

Well, behind us the road is leaving, yeah, leaving

And falling back

Like a rope gone slack

 Well, I saw straight away that the lay was steep

 But I fell for you, honey, as easy as falling asleep

 And that right there is the course I keep...

And no amount of talking

 Is going to soften the fall

 But, like after the rain, step out

 Of the overhang, that's all

It had a nice a ring to it

When the ol' opry house rang

So with a solemn auld lang

Signed, sealed, delivered, I sang

And there is hesitation

And it always remains

Concerning you, me,

And the rest of the gang

And in our quiet hour

I feel I see everything

And am in love with the hook

Upon which everyone hangs

And I know you meant to show the extent

To which you gave a goddang

You ranged real hot and real cold but I'm sold

I am home on that range

And I do hate to fold

 Right here at the top of my game

 When I've been trying with my whole heart and soul

 To stay right here in the right lane

 But it can make you feel over and old

 Lord, you know it's a shame

 When I only want for you to pull over and hold me

 'Til I can't remember my own name