Capo 2nd fret

Standard (EADGBE)

 I could slip, I could fall

In that mean and awful hall

 With the other jealous bitches

 And the bitter grumbling men

(chords same as above)

I could sneer, I could glare

Say that life is so unfair

And the one who made it,

made it `Cuz her breasts were really big

Chorus

Well I don't wanna get bitter

I don't wanna turn cruel

I don't wanna get old before I have to

 I could bitch, I could moan

 Say I want to be left alone

 But that's not really true,

 Because I like my time with you

(chords same as above)

Till you rant and you rave

Wishing fat folks to their grave

But I feel sorry for them

You say they get what they deserve

Chorus

Chorus

Well I don't wanna get bitter

I don't wanna turn cruel

I don't wanna get old before I have to

I don't wanna get jaded

Petrified and weighted

I don't wanna get bitter like you

Like you, with the darts in your eyes

Like you, with disdain for mankind

I was charmed, now I wonder

Well I don't wanna get bitter

I don't wanna turn cruel

I don't wanna get old before I have to

 So I'll smile with the rest

 I'll wish everyone the best

 And know the one who made it,

 Made it cuz she was actually pretty good

Well I don't wanna get bitter

I don't wanna turn cruel

I don't wanna get old before I have to