Capo 2nd fret

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Keep is mind that Jeremy punctuates each chord with gentle strumming):

Verse

You should have made me a drunkard Should have made me a liar

Made me a preacher With a head full of fire

You could have made me a gambler Could have made me a thief

Made me salesman Pockets full of receipts

Chorus

But I chose water over wine Jars of formaldehyde

I think of all the things I missed

Why'd you make me a scientist?

Is this the best you've got? I'm not impressed

Anything you can do I'll equate and project

Then play the chorus one more time and finish out with the intro line played twice.