Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

x2

Verse

Hey mister, where you headed?

Are you in a hurry?

Need a lift to happy hour.

 Say oh no.

Do you brake for distilled spirits?

I need a break as well.

The well that inebriates the guilt.

1, 2. 1, 2, 3, 4.

x3

Verse

Cold turkey's getting stale, tonight I'm eating crow.

Fermented salmonella poison oak no

There's a drought at the fountain of youth, and now I'm dehydrating.

My tongue is swelling up, as say 1, 2. 1, 2, 3, 4.

x4

Chorus

Troubled times, you know I can not lie.

I'm off the wagon and I'm hitchin' a ride.

x2

Verse

There's a drought at the fountain of youth, and now I'm dehydrating.

My tongue is swelling up, I say shit!

Solo

x8

Chorus

Troubled times, you know I can not lie.

I'm off the wagon and I'm hitchin' a ride.

 I'm hitchin' a ride.

 I'm hitchin' a ride.

 I'm hitchin' a ride.

 I'm hitchin' a ride.

 I'm hitchin' a ride.

 I'm hitchin' a ride.

 I'm hitchin' a ride.

 (End on /9)