Standard (EADGBE)
Intro
x2
Verse
Hey mister, where you headed?
Are you in a hurry?
Need a lift to happy hour.
Say oh no.
Do you brake for distilled spirits?
I need a break as well.
The well that inebriates the guilt.
1, 2. 1, 2, 3, 4.
x3
Verse
Cold turkey's getting stale, tonight I'm eating crow.
Fermented salmonella poison oak no
There's a drought at the fountain of youth, and now I'm dehydrating.
My tongue is swelling up, as say 1, 2. 1, 2, 3, 4.
x4
Chorus
Troubled times, you know I can not lie.
I'm off the wagon and I'm hitchin' a ride.
x2
Verse
There's a drought at the fountain of youth, and now I'm dehydrating.
My tongue is swelling up, I say shit!
Solo
x8
Chorus
Troubled times, you know I can not lie.
I'm off the wagon and I'm hitchin' a ride.
I'm hitchin' a ride.
I'm hitchin' a ride.
I'm hitchin' a ride.
I'm hitchin' a ride.
I'm hitchin' a ride.
I'm hitchin' a ride.
I'm hitchin' a ride.
(End on /9)