Standard (EADGBE)
I ONCE KNEW A GUY , WHO ALWAYS ASKS FOR MONEY
I GIVE HIM TEN , HE INSISTS ON TWENTY
AND NOW WHEN I SEE HIM AROUND
HIS FACE IS ALWAYS POINTING DOWN AT THE GROUND
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ALL I WANT TO KNOW IS WHY'S HE SUCH A PRICK
PLEASE TELL ME SO I'LL KNOW
WHAT MAKES GUYS LIKE HIM TICK
HE'S SUCH A DICK
HE WANTED TO BORROW SOME RECORDS FROM MY COLLECTION
ON NO RETURN I FELT THE REJECTION
AND NOW WHEN I SEE HIM IN TOWN
SAME WAY AS ALWAYS HIS HEADS TOWARD THE GROUND
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(SPOKEN)
UNSATISFIED , A WORD HE OFTEN USES IS NEED
HE'S USUALLY WIRED ON THAT CHEAP TRUCKERS SPEED
LAST TIME HE WAS AT MY HOUSE
HE TRIED TO WALK AWAY WITH MY WEED
JEFF PLAYS BASS, MARK AND I PLAY RHYTHM
DANNY AND GARY PLAY LEAD