I Hate Everything Chords

Capo 3rd fret

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Am D C G

GHe was sittin there beside me throwing doubles down

When he ordered up his third one he looked around

 Then he looked at Cme an said I do believe I’ll have one Gmore

 He said I Amhate this bar G/B and I hate to Cdrink

 But on Amsecond thought G/Btonight I Cthink I hate Geverything

GThen he opened up his billfold and threw a twenty down

And a faded photograph fell out and hit the ground

 And I picked it Cup he said thank ya bud I put it in his Ghand

 He said I Amprobably oughta G/Bthrow this one Caway

 Cause Amshe’s the reason IG/B feel this Cway I hateG everything

Chorus

CWell I hate my job and I hate my life

 And if it Gweren’t for my two Dkids I’d hate my exAm-wife

CI know I should move on and try to start again

 But I Gjust can’t get Dover her Amleaving me for Chim

 Then he Amshook his head and Dlooked down at his Cring

  said I hate Geverything

GHe said that one bedroom apartment where I get my mail

Is really not a home its more like a jail

 With a swimming Cpool and a parking lot view man its just Ggreat

 I hate Amsummer, G/Bwinter fall and Cspring

AmRed and yella G/Bpurple blue and Cgreen I hate Geverything

Chorus

CWell I hate my job and I hate my life

 And if it Gweren’t for my two Dkids I’d hate my exAm-wife

CI know I should move on and try to start again

 But GI just can’t get Dover her Amliving me for Chim

 Then he Amshook his head and lDooked down at his Cring

  said I hate Geverything

Solo

C G D Am C Am D C G

GSo I pulled out my phone and I called my house

Said babe I’m coming home we’re gonna work this out

 I paid for his Amdrinks D C and I told him thanks D C

 Thanks for everythiGng