Standard (EADGBE)

 Some men look for diamonds

 Some men look for gold

 I'm just trying to find myself

 Before I get too old

 Different people have their ways

 Of measuring success

 Maybe it's not the right way

 But wrong's what I do best

Well I walk the straight and narrow

Straight to where I don't belong

One time I even tried to love one woman

But that didn't last too long

If my ship is docking in the east

You can bet I'd be heading west

 Riding the wrong direction

'Cause wrong's what I do best

 When I'm down and out

And can't get up (this line is wrong; does anyone know what it is?)

 I feel right at home

 When I got the blues

 And it's all bad news

 That's when I'm in my comfort zone

If they held a loser's playoff

There'd be no contest

'Cause I've had lots of practice

And wrong's what I do best

If my ship is docking in the east

You can bet I'd be heading west

I'm riding the wrong direction

'Cause wrong's what I do best