Standard (EADGBE)

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Do you see the face on the TV screen coming at you every Sunday

See the face on the billboard, that man is me

On the cover of the magazine, there's no question why I'm smiling

You buy a piece of paradise, you buy a piece of me

I'll get you everything you wanted (oohoh)

I'll get you everything you need (oohoh)

Don't need to believe in hereafter (oohoh), just believe in me

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Chorus

 'cos Jezus He knows me, and He knows I'm right

I've been talking to Jezus all my life

Oh yes, He knows me, and He knows I'm right

And He's been telling me everything's (gonna be) allright

I believe in the family with my ever loving wife beside me

But she don't know about my girlfriend or the man I met last night

Do you believe in God, 'cos that's what I'm selling

And if you wanna go to heaven, I'll see you right

You won't ever have to leave your house (oohoh)

Or get out of your chair (oohoh)

You don't even have to touch that dial (oohoh), 'cos I'm everywhere

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Won't find me practising what I'm preaching

Won't find me making no sacrifice

But I can get you a pocketful of miracles

If you promise to be good, try to be nice

God will take good care of you

 Just do as I say, don't do as I do -- keys

I'm counting my blessings, I've found true happiness

'cos I'm getting richer, day by day

You can find me in the phone book, just call my toll free number

You can do it anyway you want, just do it right away

There'll be no doubt in your mind (oohoh)

You'll believe everything I'm saying (oohoh)

If you wanna get closer to him (oohoh)

Get on your knees and start paying

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