Counting Out Time Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

G♯I'm G♯couGnting out Fm7time,

 Got the G♯whoD♯le thing down by C♯7numbers.

 All those G♯numCbers! Give me A♯guidance!

 O D♯7Lord I need that G♯now.

 The G♯dayG of judgement's Fm7come,

 And you can G♯betD♯ that I've been C♯7resting,

 for this tG♯estCing, diA♯gesting every

D♯7word the experts G♯say.

 Erogenous F♯zones I C♯lovFe G♯youD♯.

 WiBthout you, what would a F♯pooA♯r boy do? G♯7

G♯7Found a girl I wanted to date,

Thought I'd better get it straight.

Went to buy a book before it's too late.

Don't leave nothing to fate.

 I sG♯7tudiD♯ed every A♯7line, every C♯page in the book,

DNow, I've got the D/Creal thing here, I'm A♯gonna take a look, take a look.

G♯I'm G♯couGnting out Fm7time,

G♯hopD♯ing it goes like I pC♯7lanned it,

 'cos I undersG♯tanCd it.

 Look! I've A♯found the hotspots, D♯7Figures one to G♯nine.

 still G♯couGnting out Fm7time,

 got my G♯finD♯ger on the C♯7button,

 "Don't say G♯notChin' - just A♯lie there still

 And I'll D♯7get you turned on just G♯fine."

 Erogenous F♯zones I C♯lovFe G♯youD♯.

 WiBthout you, what would a F♯pooA♯r boy do? G♯7

G♯7Touch and go with 1-6.

Bit of trouble in zone No. 7.

Gotta remember all of my tricks.

There's heaven ahead in No. 11!

 Getting G♯7crucD♯ial resA♯7ponses, diC♯lation of the pupils.

 "DHoney get D/Chip! It's A♯time to unzip,

to unzip, zip, zip-a-zip-a-zip. Whipee!"

 ( G♯ G♯/G Fm7 G♯/D♯ C♯7+ G♯/C A♯ D♯7 G♯ ) 2x

G♯I'm G♯couGnting out Fm7time,

 reG♯actD♯ion none to C♯7happy,

 Please don't sG♯lapC me,

 I'm a A♯red blooded male and the D♯7book said I could not G♯fail.

 I'm G♯couGnting out Fm7time,

 I got uG♯nexD♯pected distC♯7ress

 from my G♯misCtress,

 I'll get my A♯money back from the D♯7bookstore right aG♯way.

 Erongenous F♯zones I C♯queFstion G♯youD♯

 WiBthout you, what would a F♯pooA♯r boy G♯do?

 WiBthout you, what would a F♯pooA♯r boy G♯do?

 WiBthout you, mankind F♯hanA♯dkinds thru' the G♯blues.C♯m