Standard (EADGBE)

 (Main/Intro chord progression is ---C#)

Become the agile ones with legal means

The men who bring the message to Abilene

Look-at-me togs boxed up at mom's on the floor

The news came hard and has never been taken right

Toplevel-cleared and riding the satellite

Girl, stretch your legs and find what besides me is new

 And write the obit when you do

 He never ran out when the spirits were low

 A nice guy as minor celebrities go

 All right all together now very minor I know [2x]

The levee view reads like life as it used to be

But coming now the only thought striking me

 Is take it in well

 As eyelids of evening come down

 Your beautiful longing world unwound

 He never ran down when the spirits were low

 A nice guy as minor celebrities go

 All right all together now very minor I know

 And please don't pay attention to

 A thing I do or say

It's a ploy to drag you out

 And take it all way

 All away [repeat until fade. . .]

Extra Bonus!!

chorus to "Beach State Rocking" by Alternate Learning, Scott Miller's very

old band. Song appears on the Game Theory best of collection "Tinker to

Evers to Chance" (out of print)

Beach state rocking, everybody's talking

 But its all been told, its never old

Beach state rocking, Christmas without stockings

 Its the formal coat you've never owned

 It takes the children from thier homes!

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