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Wait

It isn't so great

 Since you learned karate chop chop chop chop chop

You're walking machs

 And I'm just swimming in the slop slop slop slop slop

You wave your wand at me

 And make me dance flip-flop flip-flop flip

I want to sing for you

 And make your head go pop pop pop pop pop

Chorus

The Inuit man

Had not so much a Caesar

He had provision

Say

You're spraying in the windy

And I'm just pissing off off off

I'm literally deaf down here

From your canned philosoph soph soph soph soph

Softly can you hear me

Through the sucking of your quaff quaff quaff quaff quaff

I'm Thalassocracy

And you're just Romanov ov ov