Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

 V1: Ah yeah! Girl, tonight we're gonna make love

you know how i know? because it's wednesday

  and wednesday night is the night that we usually make love

tuesday night is the night that we go to your mothers house

and i teach her how to use the video machine again

  but wednesday night is the night that we make love!

  It's when everything is just right

you're not too tired from your after work, social netball team practice

there's nothing good on tv

  mmmm... conditions are perfect for making love

you turn to me and say something sexy like:

"i might go to bed, i've got work in the morning"

  i know what you're trying to say, baby

  you're trying to say "ah yeah, it's business time"

 C1: it's business, it's business time, i know what you're trying to say

you're trying to say it's time for business it's business time, ooo

  it's business, it's business time

(stop)

oh, oh-oh-woh-oh-woh yeah, yeah!

 V2: next thing you know we're in the bathroom brushing our teeth

that's all part of it, that's forplay

  forplay is very important in love making

  then you go sort out the recycling

  which isn't part of the forplay but it's still very important

  next thing you know we're in the bedroom

you're wearing that same old ugly, baggy t-shirt with the stain on it

that you got from that team building exercise

  that you did for your old work several years ago

  team building exercise, '99!

i take off my clothes but i trip over my jeans

  'cause i'm still wearing my shoes, but it's okay

'cause i turn it all into a sexy dance

next thing you know i'm wearing absolutely nothing... except for my socks

and you know when i'm down to just my socks what time it is;

 C2: it's business, it's business time, you know when i'm down to my socks

it's time for business that's why they're called business socks, ooo

  it's business, it's business time

oh, huh-huh-huh-huh yeah, yeah!

 V3: making love... making love for... making love for two...

  making love for two minutes

when it's with me you only need two minutes girl, because i'm so intense

  two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven, mmmm

  you turn to me and say something sexy like: "is that it!?!"

i know what you're trying to say girl, you're trying to say

  "ah yeah, that's it!" then you tell me you want some more

well er... i'm not surprised, but i am quite sleepy

 C3: it's business, it's business time, business hours are over, baby

  it's business, it's business time