Standard (EADGBE)

 you pulled up at the house at half past seven in your '69 impala, you shook hands with

father

 and we stopped off at the drugstore by the drive-in for some trojans and a six pack.

 still, your eyes kept wandering back to her. it's always her.

 so, let's get one thing straightened out here, sir.

 if you think you're seeing double let me save you some trouble.

 this ain't no two for one buy in here, mister.

 cause i'm much more than just that shy. i've had enough two-timing guys who only want me cause

they want my sister.

 my eyes are just as blue as hers, my hair is just as fine. and the tattoo on her lower

exactly just like mine.

but if you look beneath the surface, we're as different as can be.

 cause there is just one heart that beats for you and that heart belongs to me. and not her.

it's always her.

 so, let's get one thing straight if i'm your girl.

Chorus

and if tomorrow you should die, my sister would not bat an eye. she doesn't even know

name.

  she's going with some other guy. as long as she is still around i will always have a

of doubt.

 i need to know your love is real, but how?

Chorus

 we're all dressed up. the flowers sure are pretty. mother pays her last respects. i look

no

  one suspects that it was me who put the drain-o in her coffee. and now that she is underground

  i'll know that you're not hanging around for her. no, not for her.

and now i'll know your love is true for sure.

 it pains my heart to think of her a rotting, stinking, maggot infested, bloated and

corpse

beneath the earth.

 you can't imagine just how much i miss her.

but now i know you want me, not my sister.