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You made me fall over

 Then I hit my head

 Now I can't remember

Anything that you said

 But I dreamed I was you

And I dreamed I was dead

 When I woke up, I carved your face

 Into my bed

 It's like I missed all the memos

 And I missed the boat

 And a meteor shower

 Is heading for my throat

 Bang, bang. Smack. Ouch

I thought romance was pretty

 Then you went and spoiled it

 Every time that I think of you

Have to go to the toilet

 Cant tell if this is love

Or a stomach disorder

 Or a massive grade A typhoon

 Inside my aorta

 And I want to jump in it

 Wanna give it a voice

 Wanna cut to the finish

 Deny your lizards for boys

 And you dont know paranoia

Till it bites you in the balls

 Till somebody is under a bus

Cos he hasn�t called

 Cos I think that you are leaving

 Before you�ve arrived

 Need to know that you�re breathing

 And you know youre alive

 Oh Bang, bang. Smack. Ouch.

 I cant shake this feeling

 That Im down on my luck

 Youre an animated anvil

 And Im an animated duck

 That they worlds made of numbers

And I am a three

 And you are nine hundred and eight

 And youre sitting on me

 That Im single cell matter

 And you are the sea

 But Im evolution

Finally

 Because I didnt know who I was before

 Now my mind is wide open

 But my body is old

 Bang, bang. Smack. Ouch.