Standard (EADGBE)

 I found America hiding in the corner of my wallet

 It's a well kept secret, thought that I had better swallow it

 Before they make me spit out the truth

 Before they find you're lying about your youth

 B movie, that's all you are to me

Just a soft soap story

 Don't want the woman to adore me

 You can't stand it when it goes from real to reel

 Too real too real

 You can't stand it when I throw punch lines you can feel

 All the time, there's a rule book in Brittania

 That no one ever waives

 And everybody's on the make

 It's not your heart I want to break

 Turn out the lights

 I'm thinking that I want to go to sleep now

 Just give me a promise that I'm supposed to keep now

 I don't want some fool asking me why

 When I find you're finally making me cry

(Chorus)

 you can feel. you can feel. you can feel. . . .