Standard (EADGBE)

x24400 or x24422

Generally, each chord played for 2 measures

Intro

Verse

I'm not too good with numbers

 I just count on knowing when I am high enough

A mule with only two legs counting steps

towards dangling carrots; don't add up

Chorus

I think about you when I can

And even sometimes when I can't, I do

Once the driver knows you got good

sense, he takes away the carrots, too

Interlude

Verse

Getting all excited

 Finding nothing that was never there before

Is like bringing flowers to your mama

And tracking dog shit all over the floor

Chorus

Jesus made the flowers, but it took the

dog to make the story good

I think about you when I can

And sometimes when I don't, I probably should

Interlude

Verse

Tending bar in L.A.

 After dark, must be like mining cartoon gold

Rocks that won’t cooperate and

tools will drive you crazy, must get old

Chorus

I think about you when I can

And sometimes when I do, I still get caught

Sitting in a bar in LA

After dark with my sunglasses on

Outro