Standard (EADGBE)
Boys wear overcoats in heat like this to keep themselves from showing.
Girls fill out prescriptions for the tricks that keep their hearts from growing.
Specialists review the year in tears and call for drastic measures:
"Send them to resorts for boys and girls to get their whits together!"
Sad, but truethe facts of life are bound to get you down.
Oh what's the use, dear Jenny? Anyway, the world is pretty...
Ashley talks to astronauts back home by way of fax transmission.
Andy gets a new tattoo each time he gets that bathroom privelege.
Weary, oh so drearily, we wave our flags into the camera.
Amber goes the hotline, their all friends but no one ever asks her
Sad, but truethe truth can turn your smile to a frown.
Oh what's the use, dear Jenny? Anyway, the world is pretty upside-down...
The rates are better in the summer.
The rates are better in the summer.
Looks like old Jenny's doing better.
The rates are better in the summer.
Back at home, the broadcast warning bounces off of an empty table.
Jenny asks the astronauts to sleep with her behind the stable.
Christmas hasn't been the same since Dad put in the central heating
checks you before bedtime with a battery to keep your new heart beating.
And the world might turn a million times around before
they tell you, Jenny. Anyway, the world is happy...
Sometimes they let strangers in and other times they check their records;
When they check out in the morning, Dad puts out the lie detectors.
Jenny prays to gods she's never heard of for a special warning.
All the walls stay dead as Jenny's head is but shes still observing.
Sad to know the two of us might really make it through
oh what's the use, dear jenny? Anyway, the world is happyworld is sappyworld is happy
you...
The rates are better in the summer....
Looks like old Jenny's doing better...