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 Well it’s hard enough to get there

 On your own

 And it’s always time to pay rent

 When you’re home

Is this the worst trip

 You have ever been on?

 Well you’re looking for the light switch

 Click it on

[That’s what I do]

 Now you’re staring at the T.V.

 And telephone

Is this the worst trip

 You have ever been on?

 Well I

like it

 It’s awfully dark and quiet here

Some may leave and some are going anywhere

Well you’re driving to the workplace

Come over and stump

You know the radio’s the worst thing

Early in the morning

Is this the worst trip

You have ever been on?

Well I…like it

It’s awfully dark and quiet here

Some may leave and some are going anywhere

Someone, sometime

Someone, sometime

Someone, sometime

Enjoy