Standard (EADGBE)

Everybody knows that I love you,

Everybody knows that I need you,

Everybody knows that I do,

Except you.

( - - )

I told the stars above,

About the one I love,

I told the morning sun,

Yeah I'm telling everyone,

I told my mum and dad,

They seemed to understand,

And I'll get through to you,

 If it's the last thing that I do.

Everybody knows that I love you,

Everybody knows that I need you,

Everybody knows that I do,

Except you.

Everybody knows I live for you,

Everybody knows I adore you,

Everybody knows that it's true,

Except you.

I told all of my friends,

Again and again and again,

I drove them round the bend,

So now you're my only friend,

I told the passers by,

I made a small boy cry,

And I'll get through to you,

If it's the last thing that I do.

Cause,

Everybody knows that I love you,

Everybody knows that I need you,

Everybody knows that I do,

Except you.

(I sing this bit cos I don't have Neil Hannon's speaking voice... unfortunately..)

I'm going crazy baby,

What do I have to do,

You know I love you baby,

Maybe you'll love me too.

Everybody knows I live for you,

And everybody knows I adore you,

Everybody knows that it's true,

Except you.

Except you

Except you

Except you, How come everyone knows,

Except you.

Everybody knows that I love you,

Everybody knows that I need you,

And everybody knows that I do,

Except you.