Long Haired Child Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

 Mid-winters daEmy, its cooold and I knAow for

 certain when I Emgo outside my hAead starts hurtin

 Its aEm winters day, and I kAnow for

 certain when I Emgo outside my heaAd starts hurtin

 So I wrEmap it up in materials toA keep my

 head from gettin coldEm, Oh wrap it up in

 materials toA keep my head from gettin cold

 nd I Emsaid tell my friends when they haAvekids

 Ya I Emsaid tell my friends when they hAave kids

 Im g'on Emwant that child to be a long

Ahaired child x4

 Oh I Emgo outside, and Amingle in the snow

 My Emhead looks like a globe, aint no

Ahair on it at all!Em Do I buy a wig?

AShould I grow my beeard, and Emcomb it upwards

 and aAround my ears? Well I Emcant wait for

 the kids to come, I Acant wait for the kids

 to come and say "EmHey babe, you g'on know

 no barbershop." A 'Cause I wEmant...

 yeah, I wAant... and I know for certain

Chorus

 Itsno-Emsugar-beer (???), baby thats for sAure

 when the sEmtorm hits my templeA, I wanna

Emrush home and put on the kAettle now

 and wEmarm my little brain and bald Ahead

 Im too Emcold to know if Im alive or Adead

 But when my Gbaby slips out my mommas womb

 When my Cbaby slips out my mommas womb

 We're gonna Denter a new life, enter a new

 life thats for Gsure, Youre gonna Amenter

 yourself back through your babys front Gdoor

 Now if you Gwant that baby to be a long haired

 child, you g'on Cmake that baby be a long

 haired child thats for Dsure,

 baby, baby, thats for Gsure.

Then some shoo-bops switching from G to Am