Emergency Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

G C D ) 3x

GHello this is Dee Dee

 You mDust be a nut

 What Emdo you want?

 Im goCnna hang up

GPlease sir Please Djust one minute

EmTheres big troubleC and youre in it

GYour wifes at the DRitz with another guy

EmShes been drinkingC we think shes pretty high

GWere all scared toD death and we dont know what to do

EmWe thought we bettCer get ahold of you

G B -> C

Emergency

 Calling Mr GDee Dee D

DPick up your phone

G B -> C

Emergency

 Calling Mr GDee Dee D

DYou know youre home

CPick up your phone

Shes always in trouble, cant take anymore

Put on my coat and Im out the door

Lit up a cigarette and hailed a cab

I was soaking wet and boiling mad

She never gives me no damned respect

Ive been good to her if Im not correct

Bought her a fur coat and a pink cadillac

Introduced her to my friends and she stabs me in the back

Now listen baby doll - you've been busted

I should have known that you cant be trusted

That aint your uncle and that ain't soda pop

Im just about to blow my top

But Ill forgive you, you know I will

Get your coat while I pay the bill

Next time go shopping if you want a thrill

Now its time for you to chill