Too Drunk To Fuck Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

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Aadd9

Went to a party

I danced all night

I drank sixteen beers

and I started up a fight

But now I'm jaded

You're out of luck

I'm rolling down the stairs

too drunk to fuck

Too drunk to fuck

Too drunk to fuck

Too drunk, to fuck

I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk to fuck

(repeat verse)

(2nd verse lyrics:)

I like your stories

I like your gun

Shooting out cop tires

sounds like loads and loads of fun

But in my room

Wish you were dead

You ball like the baby

in Eraserhead

Too drunk to fuck

It's all I need right now

Too drunk to fuck

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C

single string)

Too drunk....

I'm sick soft gooey and cold, too drunk to fuck

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Dadd9

I'm about to drop

My head's a mess

The only salvation is

I'll never see you again

You give me head

It makes it worse

Take out your fucking retainer

put it in your purse

Too drunk...

F#--F#--G---G---G#--G#--D---D--- (x3)

It's all I need right now, oh baby

I'm melting like an ice cream bar, oh baby

And now I got diarrhea, too drunk to fuck

Yeah, yeah