Overenthusiastic Contraceptive Lady Chords

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AOverenthusiastic cEontraceptive lady

 WDhy don't you just let me Ein.

 I know you're sAcared of disease

 But let's preEtend it's the eighties

 I Dwanna go skin to skEin.

 HaDven't you heard about a Ething called love?

 Goes Ausually free to guys like me

 From Dgirls like Eyou.

AOverenthusiastic coEntraceptive lady

 I'm Dnot gonna wear one of Ethose.

 See I've got Apoor circulation

 And now i'm tEhinking that maybe

 It'll Dcut off the blood from my tEoes.

Besides it's like

 tDhinking an umbrella could sEtop a tsunami

 Or forAgetting to unwrap a peperami

DYou wouldn't do it girl

DSo why'd you do it to Eme?

AOverenthusiastic coEntraceptive lady

 WDhy do you think you know bEest? (Why?)

 I Ajust want your loving girl

 I Edon't want your baby

 So I Dpromise to aim for your cEhest

DI understand that yEou've got issues

 But it'sA okay baby, I got tissues D

 And if that's not enough to set your world on fEire

 I also got an aEfrican choir.

 (African choir part is A, E, D, E)