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It’s pretty clear, theyve no idea what they're doing

But its their wedding night, and theyre determined to get through it

Christians in Love

Rolling around like a couple if pigs in a Barrel

Christians in Love

Flapping about like a couple of Trout in a Puddle

Like a Chimpanzee at a buffet car,

 theyre just grabbing at things before they know what they are

And seeing if they can fit them in their mouths

Like a Pony trapped in a broken lift,

theyve no idea what buttons theyve pressed

Theyre just enjoying going up and down

And theyre making neighing sounds

And as the daybreak looms, their crazy passion knows no limit

Cause neither one of them, know how they're meant to know theyre finished

Christians in Love

Rubbing away like theyre getting a stain off a carpet

Christians in Love

Making a sound like a goose being drowned in a bucket

Like a shithouse door in a force nine gale,

theyre banging away till the hinges fail

With no discernable sense of rhythm

Like Keanu Reeves in the movie speed

theyre scared that slowing down might lead

To some sort of explosive cataclysm

Taking Dennis Hopper with them

By now Ive guessed, I guess I know what youre all thinking

Why am I watching them, and how have they not heard me singing

Christians in Love

Possibly deaf or else so incredibly focused

On the task in hand that theres a four piece band they havent noticed

In the en-suite watching them get laid,

and wondering when well be paid

For a wedding that's been over several hours

But well stick it out as long as it takes

till either our resolve or the headboard breaks

At least weve got a toilet and a shower (right guys?)

Then I guess well just keep singing louder

Hey you, wheres our money? Hey you, wheres our money?

Hey you, wheres our money? Hey you, wheres our money?

(Christians in love)

(Repeat till fade)

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