Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

strum it mondo-fast):

Verse 1

the palm-mute and strumming pattern is fairly easy):

Where's Teddy? you should be by your friends

Where are you now? are you sitting down?

where's teddy? you should be by your friends

If ifs and buts were candy and nuts you'd be here for one more year

why can't i tie a tie anymore? what's going wrong?

 my hands were stuck for so long to the steering wheel

(repeat chorus, same chords for verse 2, then...)

Seven out of 10

eight out of 10, nine out of 10, good shot here's your 50 cents

 Good Luck

(repeat chorus a bunch)