Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

, [G/f#], , /, (x2)

[G/f#] [G/f#]

You can hold her hand and show her how you cry

  [G/f#] [G/f#]

Explain to her your weakness so she understands and then roll over and die

  [G/f#] [G/f#]

Well you can brave decisions before you crumble up inside

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Spend your time asking everyone else's permission and then run away and hide

[G/f#] [G/f#]

You can sit on chimneys put some fire up your ass

  [G/f#] [G/f#]

No need to know what you're doing or waiting for but if any one should ask?

  [G/f#] [G/f#]

Tell them I've been licking coconut skins and we've been hanging out

  [G/f#] [G/f#]

Tell them God just dropped by to forgive our sins and relieve us our doubt

Bridge

, [G/f#], , [G/f#], (X2)

[G/f#] [G/f#]

You can hold her eggs But your basket has a hole

  [G/f#]

You can lie between her legs And go lookin' for:

  [G/f#]

Tell her you're searching for her soul!

[G/f#] [G/f#]

You can wait for ages and watch your compost turn to coal

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But time is contagious: Everybody's getting old.

[G/f#] [G/f#]

You can sit on chimneys put some fire up your ass

  [G/f#] [G/f#]

No need to know what you're doing or looking for but if any one should ask?

  [G/f#] [G/f#]

Tell them I've been cooking coconut skins and we've been hanging out

  [G/f#] [G/f#]

Tell them God just dropped by to forgive our sins and relieve us our doubt