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Intro

 I'm the son of 3rd generation farmer

 I've been married 10 years to the farmer's daughter

 I'm a God fearin' - hard workin' - combine driver

Hoggin' up the road om my p-p-p-p-plower

Chug a lug a luggin' 5 miles an hour

 On my International Harves ter

 Three miles of cars layin' on their horns

Fallin' on deaf ears of corn

 Lined up behind me like a big parade

 Of late to work road raged jerks

 Shoutin' obscene words - flippin' me the bir d

 Well you may be on a state of paved road

But that blacktop runs through my payload

 Ex cuse me for tryin' to do my job

 But this year ain't been no bumper cr op

 If you don't like the way I'm drivin'

Get back on the interstate

 Other wise, sit tight and be nice

 And quit yer honkin' at me that way

  Cause, I'm the son of 3rd generation farmer

  I've been married 10 years to the farmer's daughter

  I got 2 boys in the county 4-H

I'm a lifetime sponsor of the FFA

  Hay! That's what I make

I make a lotta hay for a little pay

  But, I'm proud to say

  I'm a God fearin' - hard workin' - combine driver

Hoggin' up the road om my p-p-p-p-plower

Chug a lug a luggin' 5 miles an hour

  On my International Harvester

 Well I know you got your own deadlines

But cussin' me won't save you no time, hoss

 This big wheeled wide load ain't goin' any faster

 So just smile and wave and tip your hat

To the man up on the tractor

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