Standard (EADGBE)

 I’m the only gay Eskimo, I’m the only one I know,

 I’m the only gay Eskimo in my tribe

 I go out seal hunting with my best fried tarker

 But all I want to do is to get into his parker

 I’m the only gay Eskimo in my tribe

 Well me and nuck fluck chuck buck we both like blubber

 But me I’ve got this crazy fetish for rubber

 I’m the only gay Eskimo in my tribe

 I make a wish on the northern light

 That I could find a decent pair of whale skin tights

 I’m the only gay Eskimo in my tribe

 And the seals they sing now

 These cold winter nights

 are taking their toll

 I even get exited when I see the North Pole

See the north pole..

 I’m the only gay Eskimo

 I’m the only one I no

 Im the only gay Eskimo in my tribe.