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WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME?

I'M NOT WHO I WANT TO BE

 I TRIED SPOT CREAM AN’ I TRIED IT ALL

 I'M CRAWLING UP THE WALL!

 WHAT'S MY NAAAAME.... NAAAAME....NAAAAME....

I TRIED TO JOIN A PING-PONG CLUB, SIGN ON THE DOOR

SAID ALL FULL UP!

I GOT NICKED, FIGHTING IN THE ROAD AN' THE JUDGE

DIDN'T EVEN KNOW

WHAT’S MY NAME

DAD GOT PISSED SO I GOT CLOCKED

COULDN’T HEAR THE TANNOY SO HE LOST THE LOT

OFFERS MUM A BRIBE THROUGH THE LETTER BOX

DRIVES YOU FUCKING MAD

WHAT’S MY NAME

NOW I'M ROUND THE BACK OF YOUR HOUSE AT NIGHT

PEEPING IN THE WINDOW – ARE YOU SLEEPING TIGHT?

I LAUGH AT YOUR LOCKS WITH MY CELLOID STRIP

AN' YOU WON’T KNOW WHO CAME

 WHAT'S MY NAAAAME.... NAAAAME....NAAAAME....

 WHAT'S MY NAAAAME.... NAAAAME....NAAAAME....