Standard (EADGBE)
Intro
Verse 1
They offered me the office, offered me the shop
They said I'd better take anything they got
Do you wanna make the at the BBC?
Do you wanna be, do you really wanna be a cop?
Chorus
Career opportunities, the ones that never knock
Every job they offer is to keep you out the dock
Career opportunities, the ones that never knock
Verse 2
I hate the army and I hate the R.A.F.
I don't wanna go a-fighting in the tropical heat
I hate the Civil Service rules
And I won't open letter bombs for you
Chorus
Bridge
Bus driver... Ambulance man... Ticket inspector...
I won't understand
Verse 3
They're gonna have to introduce conscription
They're gonna have to take away my perscription
If they wanna get me makin' toys
If they wanna get me, well, I got no choice
Chorus
Outro
Career
Career
Career An' I never wanna knock