Standard (EADGBE)

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  Here comes the maven he's coming around

  He's such a connoisseur he's such an autograph hound, yeah

  He's got 60 yes men and they tend to agree

  There's a lawman built without any eyes

  He's got my number, but he's got your size, yeah

  And if you measure up a short trip could be wise

  Just turn the light off when you go

  Just tell the jury all you know

  He'll send a sign to you over the sea

  There goes the maven sowing his seed

  One for the rock one for the hand that feeds, yeah

  He reaps the harvest with a sleight of hand

  Just say the magic word he's at your side

  Beware his tender touch his plans are chilly and wide, yeah

  Sleeps through the winter in a wide quiet land

  Just turn the light off when you go

  Just tell the jury all you know

  He'll send a sign to you over the sea

  [ ] x2

  Here is the maven draining the cup

  He takes your arm then he eats you up, yeah

  There is a surfeit of everything you crave

  Here is the maven signing the cheque

  He bought us dinner so what the fucking heck, yeah

  There is a surplus of everything you save

  Just turn the light off when you go

  Just tell the jury all you know

  He'll send a sign to you over the sea

  [ ] Repeat and fade