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I'm a loner alone with neuroses and hate

Anger is a permanent character trait

My letter bombs are primed and ready to send

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I'm a wound-up whiner with a fetish for guns

I'm almost 50 and I live with my Mum

I hope my nude picture doesn't offend

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My mother says she wished she'd never had me

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I'm a recovering alcoholic I rarely leave my room

Peeping through the curtains in my dog costume

The voices in my head aah they'll get me in the end

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I'd really like to mail you the picture that I drew

It's Kylie's body but the head is you

I've asked you fifty times before I'm asking you again

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My mother says she wished she'd never had me

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Here's a picture of me in my Nazi uniform

doing a trick with an egg that I like to perform

at a monster truck rally that my Mum and me attend

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I've added Britney and Paris and you and Tom

I'm going to find your address so I can visit you at home

I don't like people but I like to pretend

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My mother says she wished she'd never had me

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Would you like to add me as a friend?

Would you like to add me as a friend?