Yo Mama Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

 I Gsee you in yCour office sendAing and receivGing cheques,

 buGt I know theC quest for money cAomes from a quGest for sex,

 soG I cut to thCe chase and forAgot about my jGob,

 anGd decided toC stay home withA your mama on Gmy knob.

 I Gcan see you Claughing so I gAuess you think iGts funny,

 buGt while yourC gettin' drunk Ai've been gettin'G honey,

 anGd by tomorroCw night you willA be hungover anGd sick,

 anGd i'll be atC my home with youAr mama on my dGick.

Chorus

 CaCuse your mamas on the top of my thiAngs toG do list -- repeat 4 times.

Verse 2

Same chords as verse 1.

Thinkin' your the man but I am bringing news,

our manhood's being measured by the woman that we choose,

and you can't respect if all you ever pick is sluts,

so i'll be stayin' home to let your mama suck my nuts.

No guitar

Eat more fruit, plant more trees,

learn to shoot, travel overseas,

wash the dog, read a book,

find three chinese recipes to cook,

learn the waltz and speak maltese,

ferment to invent a better fetta cheese,

the highest they come is number two,

because number one on my list of things to do is your..

...mama,mama,mama...your mama,mama,mama...

your mama,mama,mama, your mama,mama,mama.

Guitar comes in with same chord pattern-G,C,A,G

 Shes always on GtooCooooAppppGp,---Repeat 8 times.

After that it go's into another part of the song but it's techno sort of music with no

guitar in it. So I left it out.

Cheers!