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What do you get when you fall in love

 A diamond pin to burst your bubble

That’s what you get for all your trouble

I’ll never fall in love again

I’ll never fall in love again

What do you get when you kiss a girl

 You get enough germs to catch pneumonia

After you do she’ll never phone you

I’ll never fall in love again

I’ll never fall in love again

 Don’t tell me what it’s all about

 Cause I’ve been there and I’m glad I’m out

Out of those chains, those chains that bind you

That’s what I’m here to remind you

What do you get when you give your heart

 You get it all broken up and battered

That’s what you get, your heart all shattered

I’ll never fall in love again

I’ll never fall in love again

Out of those chains, those chains that bind you

That’s what I’m here to remind you

What do you get when you fall in love

 You only get lies and pain and sorrow

So for at least until tomorrow

I’ll never fall in love again

I’ll never fall in love again

I’ll never fall in love again