New Math Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

G C Em D

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Cwhats a Empirate Dminus the Gship?

Cjust a Emcreative Dhomeless Gguy,

Cand an Emanteater plus a Dlarge hungry Gmutant Cant?

 an Emironic Dway to Gdie

Cand whats Emdomain, Ddomain, Grange (xxy) C

 a Emkid with too Dmuch in his Gpants C

 and two Emballs Dminus Gone,

Csix Emtitles at the Dtour de Gfrance.

Gsplit a Cdecision with Emlong Ddivision,

Gtake the Ccircumference of Emyour Dcircumcision

Glive like Cyour data and Emwhen you're all D"set"

Gput it all Ctogether and Emwhatever you Dget.

 is new Gmath.C..Em D

 is new Gmath.C..G D

whats a bag of chips divided by five,

thats a nike worker's meal

and santa clause mutliplied by "i"

well i guess that makes him real,

and the square root of the NBA

is Africa in a box,

how do u trace a scatter plot?

give the pencil to michael j fox.

take the approximate moral proportion

of the probable problem of a pro-life abortion

live like your data, and when youre all "set"

put it all together and whatever you get...

is new math.

is new math.

and if you made a factor tree

of the factors that caused my girl to leave me

youd have a tree...

full of asian porn.

C-A-L-C-U-LATOR (see you later)

mathetmatical minds make industrial smog.

and whats the opposite of lnx,

duraflame the unnatural log.

support the farmers with a pro-tractor,

link kennedy and lincoln with a common factor (fact, or)

live like ur data...blah blah

word problems

if theres a fat guy in a pastry shop

with a twenty dollar bill and he's ready to buy,

in order to predict his volume change

you need to know the value of pi (pie)

and theres a metal train that a mile long

and at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her,

how long til it reaches adn kills the driver,

provided that he's a good conductor,

and if ten percent of men are gay and

twenty percent of men are chinese,

what are the odds that a men chosen at random

spends his freetime and mealtime while on his knees

and if kim is half as old as bobby

who is two years older then twelve year old tori,

for how many more 30 day months

will their threesomes be considered statutory rape

cause havin sex is like quadratic expansion

if it cant be split then its time to stop,

and havin sex is like doing fractions,

its improper for the larger one to be on top,

and havin sex is like math homework,

i do it best when i'm alone in my bed.

and squarin numbers are just like women,

if theyre under thirteen just do them in your head....

and new math