Standard (EADGBE)

Times New Roman you know the type

 Calling me Public Enemy but don't believe the hype

 Tough guy like the one in "Star 80" wanna bait me

Hook line sinker now your lady wanna date me

 Gave your girl a little wink so you make a big stink

 Shoulder's got a chip so you flip like a Tiddlywink

 Know what I think? I think you might be Darwin's missing link

Get all bent out of shape when the heat is on just like a Shrinky Dink

 Bet I can take a hint better than I can take a hit

 Completely incompatible though I'm a pussy and you're a dick

 How can you hold a grudge when you can't even hold a job?

Should have known butter but you're not corn on the cob

 I choose to use a song for a weapon not a sword struck a chord

 If I wanted to see stars I'll watch the "Academy Awards"

 That's why I ran like a Flock Of Seagulls why make-up like Mary Kay?

You must've given up on hair plugs 'cause now you're going toupee

All in all you're just another dick with no balls

Mama said talk this out and resolve

 Don't wanna be involved so gimme a call when you evolve

 Doggy paddle to the shallow end of the gene pool

Half with it half wit half finished high school

 Give you a piece of my mind but I know you want it splattered

 Heard you like your women like you like your shrimp you like 'em battered

 Wife beater perfectly fitting apparel

Where's your brother Daryl? Where's your other brother Daryl?

 Givin' me that Macho Man Randy Savage stare

 Wanna snap into a Slim Jim break my limbs but do I care?

 No sorry I'm a lover not a fighter commit your crime

I'll be glad to do your girlfriend I'll be glad that you do time

 Here's the deal I cop a feel you cop a plea but get the maximum

 Now we both got records but the difference is mine's platinum

 Definitely showed this yellow bellied wimp limp in your cell now though alone

When you're choking your chicken your chick will be choking on this chicken's bone

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Right turn Clyde (repeat as long as it takes)